was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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