This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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