I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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