she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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