are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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