what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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