scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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