wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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