He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
