What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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