Dual....:-)
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We're too hungover to prance.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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