super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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