'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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