What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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