Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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