please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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