yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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