I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Actions speak louder than pants.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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