Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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