You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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