you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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