i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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