New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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