...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
