His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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