is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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