belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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