I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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