I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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