Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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