i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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