went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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