he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
being pregnant is like rehab
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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