U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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