there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
She's not a foreskin expert like you
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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