and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Randomize