There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize