OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
sex in a hospital.. check
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
