I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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