Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
