About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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