he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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