I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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