She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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