Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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