She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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