i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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