I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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