She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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