im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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