he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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