I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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