I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Randomize
