what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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