There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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