ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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