have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I need water and some morals
Randomize
