I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Fuck appropriateness.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
how does that bad decision feel?
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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