Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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